She Blinded Me With Science

Dear Oma,

Mama says I am learning about something called “gravity.” Mama says that where F is the magnitude of the gravitational force between the two point masses, G is the gravitational constant, M1 is the mass of the first point mass, M2 is the mass of the second point mass, and R is the distance between the two point masses; then F= G times (M1)(M2) over R2.

I say that when I throw my cup, it hits the floor with a satisfying “BONK.”

Tante says that I’m also learning about human psychology, behavior, and interaction.

I say that when I throw my cup and it hits the floor with a satisfying “BONK,” Mama will bend over and pick it up.

Isn’t science fun?

Tomorrow can we do chemistry?

Love,
Noodle Strudel