Toga! Toga!

Dear Oma and Tante,

Well, Daddy wanted a boy; and now it looks like he got one.

It turns out Sabrina is actually a boy. Not just any kind of boy. She’s a frat boy.

Yesterday, in addition to sticking her finger in her bottom (Eeeeuuuuwwww!), she tooted on me. Then, when Daddy was changing her poopy diaper, she said that next time she was going to “poop on ‘Nea’s head.”

Double Eeeuuuuuwww!

Mama and Daddy don’t know whether to paddle her or send her to college. Mama says all Big Sister Sabrina needs is a kegerator and a toga and she’s set to go streaking through the quad.

Love,
Linnie Lou-Hoo

P.S. What’s a kegerator?

P.P.S. What was Mama doing in college?